Dictionary for decoding women's English

Dictionary for decoding women's English:

Yes.....................................No

No....................................Yes

Maybe...............................No

We need...............................I want

I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset...................... ..Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?