Dear Captain Fiddle,
Enclosed is my new but somewhat mangalated cassette tape entitled
"Fiddling for Beginners".
My wife & I bought this earlier this year at a bluegrass
festival and soon after purchased a fiddle to learn to play.
Unfortunately (as your can see) the tape became somewhat attracted
to the electric heater and as a result has been rendered forever
mute.
I plead, please, can we get another copy of this cassette. I
realize that you are probably a pretty big company and are used
to these loathsome appeals but I must inquire as to the possibility
of having another tape sent to us so that we do not forever wander
in search of fiddle skiIls. Our fiddle is propped up in a lonely
corner of the house, covered with uninspired dust, awaiting your
response.
Tis a sad sight similar to poor Tiny Tim's crutch silently at
guard at the Cratchet house around this time of year yearning
forever for the "milk of human kindness" to wash away
the cold inhumanity that our modem world compels some to fashion.
If inclined to respond, please contact us at : .........
Forever in your debt should you smile favorably upon us with
your generosity.
