Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads

Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads:

40-ish..................................49.

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No breasts.

Average looking.....................Moooo.

Beautiful............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free Spirit.............................Junkie.

Friendship first.......................Former Slut.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s

Open-minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing......................... .....Loud and embarrassing.

Professional......................... Bitch.

Voluptuous...........................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.