You set up a round of drinks for the house. Brenda is so impressed and touched by this unusual behaviour that she invites you to go home with her. You haven't been laid in six months and you have one hell of a night. The next morning it hurts when you piss. You figure you've got a dose of the clap so you go down to the free clinic for a shot of penicillin. Bad move. You have a violent allergic reaction and go into cardiac arrest. Maybe you'd better go back and try again.