If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a lap-top"
If your lap top has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone
If your base ball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife says "either I go or the computer goes," and you still don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD Rom as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your E-mail messages with the words "Howdy y'all"